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"Daunte" is probably tugging AIDS paste out of his scabby little knob over this video right now

SF v. LA - The Debate Continues...

[removed] Man, I think I am pretty sick of the bay area
[me] ha ha
[me] whats up?

[removed] eh, im just really bored
[removed] I don't think i belong in Web 2.0

[me] ha ha

[removed] and the girls here are kinda lame

[me] heh heh
[me] thats funny
[me] what is it about you LA faggots that cant deal with SF girls?
[me] SF chicks rock

[removed] unless you know some cool ones
[removed] well, for starters, THEY ALL LOOK LIKE MEN

[me] ha ha

[removed] like whats with the androgyny??

[me] you should like that
[me] ha ha
[me] i just called you gay

[removed] I know
[removed] it was adorable

[me] ha ha
[me] i love em
[me] i think that SF girls are accessible

[removed] I suppose

[me] theyre down to earth and you can talk to them about shit

[removed] then introduce me to that shit

[me] and they dont drive around with trunks full of headshots
[me] well, for starters
[me] you have to leave hayes valley

[removed] well, I don't actually spend much time there

[me] where do you go?

[removed] up your butt and around the corner

[me] that place is gross

[removed] eh, IDK
[removed] maybe I should just get out more

[me] totally
[me] ok, lets go out next week
[me] ill get you laid

[me] im just kinda, dunno, apathetic
[me] ok

[me] word

[removed] I get a lot of pussy here, but nothing I really give a shit about
[removed] but yes

[me ]ha ha

[removed] get me laid

[me] yeah well, thats SF for you
[me] lots of pussy

[removed] im holding you to your word, sucka
[removed] pussy

[me] my word is anti-bond
[me] but lets out hang next week anyway

[removed] yeah man
[removed] I haven't seen you since that faggy yoga class

Pissing Scumbags

So I was sitting on the train minding my own business when this rather big fellow stood up near the door with a very fancy bicycle. I pondered to myself how such a guy would look clambering on such a small vehicle and just at that moment the bike fell on my knees, which really fucking hurt. I looked up to see if this moron realized what he had done and was met with the sight of him pissing on the train doors.

I leaped up and booked it across to the next set of doors and stood in sheer amazement that this animal continued to relieve himself for a good minute or two until the next stop.

Here's to arseholes needing old man pee bags!

(I actually saw an old geezer today with a yellow tube coming out of his shorts leading into the tote bag he was holding)

Man, the universe works in fucked up ways.
My knees still hurt like hell. [Ginger]

Angry white people!

I am loving these racist McCain - Palin rallies. As an avid Obama supporter (oh yeah, and black dude) I actually think that the vast majority of white America is 1) not insane, and 2) not overtly racist; And it's because of this that I think many well-meaning and intelligent white people are being pushed to the side of righteousness by their ill-meaning and unintelligent brethren. A lot of my (I admit liberal) white friends find these rallies terrifying. In fact, they seem to find them more terrifying than many black people who see them. We (black people) have known all along that America is racist. We deal with it everyday. It's just that finally, white racism is negatively impacting the lives of other white people. Maybe now we'll actually see some change. [Daunte]